B-Chan

So I missed the past two weeks of Fullmetal Alchemist due to MegaCon and a sleepover. I returned to watching it last night, and apparently in a mere hour, all Hell has broken loose!

It starts with Edward in some kid's body following his dad around our world which is apparently inside the Alchemic Hell Gate of Truth and Knowledge. Our dead bodies fuel alchemy, which I was happy to hear, because at least they're doing something besides just lying there.

Meanwhile Al is stuck to the floor in a glowy Transmutation Circle of Doom because Dante has her bondage kink going on, and Gluttony is going to *eat* him!

And ARCHER IS A ROBOT?!?!?!?! I spent a whole commercial break with *that* phrase running through my head. I still don't understand *why* or *how* he's a robot, but apparently he's going around killing the military personnel that are participating in *dissension* that showed up during the last two weeks! A robot? Sorry, for some reason my brain refuses to let go.

Then Edward finally get back to his world after *dying*, which was not only a cause of brief panic, but evil *evil* foreshadowing, because the episode ends with him skewered and lying in an ever-growing pool of blood!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

::deep breath:: Okay, I'm better now. I just had to get that out of my system. Sorry to anyone who doesn't watch Fullmetal Alchemist and just bothered to read all of that.

...........I had something else to say.......I would swear it......

But I can't remember it, so I guess I'll post it later.

Later peeps.

This rant was brought to you by the letter B.

My god, the insanity!

Okay, I'm better now. I'd like to state now, that you all have Ethics to thank for this post. I'm sort of avoiding doing my homework because I really don't want to do it right now, so I decided to update and let you all know I'm alive. You didn't even have to yell at me this time! Yeah, semi-success for me. So now you heathens that are my friends may say that Ethics has actually done something nice for you. If you consider a post from me nice anyway...

So, what shall I ramble about as I hide from Kant and Rawls.......

Well, life is.....going. Time has that nasty habit of moving forward and refusing to move anywhere else. It's very stubborn, time is. My self portrait for Drawing came out....not bad. It does hold a certain resemblance to me......the fire came out really good. My poor teacher is going to have to turn me into the Guidance office, I keep trying to set everything on fire in my pictures. I feel he is perhaps resigned to this by now though, so I will probably escape psychological study.

There are certain times when I want to beat the man with a stick though, he can get very judgmental and fuddy-duddy-ish on occasion. Bah!

Another Valentine's has come and gone, and I did nothing as per the usual. I wonder if it's a good or bad sign that I can't even work up the energy to feel depressed about it. I don't know, I just don't get the whole people...dating....relationship.....thing. I suppose I'll get around to it in my own time.

I have decided, nay, *discovered*, unveiled the truth if you will, as to the most awesome Valentine's day flower/gift is...

A Venus flytrap.

Now stay with me, there are good reasons for this.
1) Venus, duh! Goddess of Love and all that, so obviously we're going in the right direction here.
2) Practicality. They get rid of your flies and such.
3) Longevity. Bouquets always die after a few days or so, and then it's gone. Buying someone a Venus flytrap is just like buying them a Trane, it shows them you're in for the long haul. If you haven't seen/remember the commercial, that joke won't make any sense. Also, I'm not sure I spelled Trane right. Anyhoo...
4) Creativity and Dedication. You can't walk into just any grocery store and find a Venus flytrap, it's takes work to find one. (At least according to my friend who tried to find one after I came up with this truth of life. It was a couple years ago, but I doubt any of you have heard the rant, if you have, I apologize.) Then, after they find one, it's probably not exactly cheap either.

Feel free to add more reasons at will, those are the four ones I have. I feel that they justify it enough. So any guy who gives me a Venus flytrap for Valentine's Day, is *so* automatically getting a date on principle alone. Hell, any girl who gives me one will get a date on principle. This is of course, assuming the person giving it to me wants ones. Though I'm probably already dating him/her if they have bothered to get me one. In which case, continued dating is guaranteed. At least until they piss me off, which is harder than some think.

Well, I really ought to get back to being studious. Thank you for the break and listening to me ramble. If you've bothered to read the whole, you may not have if you've heard the whole Venus flytrap thing before.....

Anyhoo, ta-ta.
Teh B-chan...of Awesome!...Hey, what are you laughing about?!

::rubs arm where I was "nudged":: Hello, I'm here, I'm here. Yes, I'm alive. Believe it or not, but absolutely nothing important has happened in the last...::checks "nudge" email:: 28 weeks. Except maybe the fact that I actually did a cool picture for once. So there's a minor highlight in an otherwise fairly normal, if slightly dull, existance. I suppose you want more than that though, so I will attempt to accomodate...

I'm watching 'Supernatural' on the WB. Woot. I don't know if anyone else bothers to watch TV, but it's a pretty interesting show. Plus the brothers should totally be slashed together. It would work so well. ::sigh:: Oh well, I'll have to go on a search for some proper fan fiction for it, the show has been on long enough I think.

I'm currently taking an Ethics class at the local community college.....me....in an Ethics class.....will the ironies ever cease? It's only the 3rd class so far. I think I'll probably be able to make it through the whole thing without slamming my head through the desk.

::glares at television:: I fucking hate preachy commercials. I swear, if anything is going to drive me to doing horrible things, it's going to be the constant yammering about *not* doing horrible things. Bastards.

I'm a kinda tired, so I may be coming across as a little.....disgruntled. I apolagize.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm, I don't know. I've been to the movies a few times, semi-recently. Saw Hostel, that movie was funny. Also saw Brokeback Mountain, it was good. Don't understand why some people insist on being miserable for the rest of their lives, butI suppose things just happen that way sometimes.

Yeah, I'm tapped. I'll make an attempt to get back here and update again, but I make no promises. I have no doubt I'll be nudged again if I don't do it soon enough anyway.

Checking out,
The B-Chan

I'm heading off for Ohio tonight/tomorrow morning. Not exactly new news, but I just wanted to state it in case anyone needed me or something. I'll be back sometime around next Saturday.

That's all. I don't know if I'll have internet while fulfilling my family obligations, but I'll check my mail if I can.

Love ya,
Me

::scrolling throught GW fan fic titles idly, looking for something to pass the time::

::sees pairing listing, "1xDead Puppy":: O.O........

Twas a most interesting thing to just happen to notice, I probably would have read it if only for the novelty, but I didn't think that was something I needed to be reading in computers when my teacher is incapable of just sitting down, she instead constantly walks around checking on people.

::can just imagine what *that* conversation would be like::

So, everyone else seems to be relatively alive. That's good. Nothing new here, God forbid I have something that might actually interest you all.

Just wanted to check in and such, love ya'll.

*ME*

::ignoring text box and playing with checks and boxes at bottom of page::

This is *so* much fun.

.......

God I need a life.

::goes back to playing with buttons and such::

::selects picture:: Mini-Godzilla!!! Rawr!

::changes date to November:: Time travel!!!

Soooooooo
Booooored
Innnnnn
Ennnnnglisssssh.

Stupid Kron-Joack.

No, that's not her real name.

Seriously, I never thought that anyone could make me not want to go to English. But she does. ::tear::

Anyhoo, on a perversely lighter and sadistically funnier note, I bring tidings of another's misery so that you may know that others suffer in this cruel world of ours.

Got report cards yesterday and I heard from Caitlin yesterday, at least five times becaue she loves her own voice, that she could finally drive to school because her parents had demanded a 3.0 and she had delivered. So she was happy that she was finally getting to drive the car her mother had used to own but was fixed a little bit and given to her.

This morning Stephen informs me that the suspicious flashing lights near the school was a fire truck at a wreck and that he had recognized one of my friends at the scene.

Me: "Who?"
Him: "I don't know, short, long brown hair."
Me: "Caitlin?"
Him: "Yeah, her."
Me: ::sadistic cackling all way to locker::

Personal Justification: I had to get all the laughing and grinning out before she came to school. Spent most of morning randomly giggling.

Any of you who are tsk-tsking at me right now can feel that I have been suitably punished. Caitlin was in second and the wreck was the only thing she was capable of having a conversation about, mostly of how most people don't live through head-on collisions that often and that she was lucky to be alive, and thank god for her seatbelt cause it was the only thing that kept her alive and such.

But while sympathetic, I truly don't need to hear anyone repeat the same sentences more than three times in a 15 minute period.

Cold and callus? Perhaps. But emotionally sensitive is a term that I have never heard concerning myself anyway. Even if I am basically Kevin's therapist.

So yes, today things happened. Just not to me.

The end. Love ya.

*Insert Name Here*


::cackles cause she just got a notice telling her she was posting updates in the past cause the last one she set to November::

Yeah!!!

I've updated two weeks in a row!

It's truely a miricle. And I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong. Which only proves that it's really me and not some cheap imposter who has spelling and grammer abilites.

Me have two Foamy shirts. Me so happy.

Of course there's still lots of other stuff I want. Afterall, I made the mistake of looking at the merchandise online at the site. Clocks! I love clocks, and especially clocks with Foamy. But I don't but things online. Damn my non-online buying-ness. Not to mention I don't have any cash cause I spent it on manga and the newest Redwall book. Which is about a squirrel. So it's not as bad as it could be. I be sleepy.
Soooo sleepy.

Oh well, also got Sims 2 the other day. It's too bad that I don't have a computer so that my mother and I could play at the same time. I have homework anyway, but after...::sigh of wistful-ness::

Philosophy quotes are a pain in the ass. Right now I need to write on one talking about a rock. And the wind, and the earth, and wheather or not the rock was talking outloud or if it just thought it was talking. Yep, the secret to life is in talking rocks. But that be okay, cause it's still my favorite class. Not to mention I absolutely love my teacher. He be cool. Definantly helps make up for the English and Chemistry teachers that I want to throw out a window cause I'm tired of them talking. I can listen to Dr. E for hours. Unfortunately, class is only about an hour long. Speaking of my class ending, that bees the bell. Boo.

Love youse all.

*The Bookshelf*

Rawr. Gah! Bah! Freakin' heck!


Okay, I'm better now. Ecspecially since I got a mess of manga last saturday. Waldin Books was having sale and father has preferred customer card. Tis a wonderful thing. I got 4 & 5 of Battle Royale. Petshop of Horrors 4, "Between the Sheets" by Erica Sakurazawa, and the damn Fake volume 5 that I'd been waiting for, for practically three months. Not a moment too soon, if I'd gone another day without getting it, I would have lost my mind. i had an arguement with Emel in 4th because I said I "needed" the manga and he said that i just "wanted" the manga. I teventually ended with me telling him that *he* "needed" me to get it otherwise I'd be murderous and he'd be first out of spite. Anyhoo, also got a Hamtaro calendar. ::starts humming theme sing:: It's catchy dammit! And I truely love the insanity of a whole show based on this little hamster society.

Anyhoo, I also got a D figurine where he not only looked cool, but not Mexican. Everyone should be allowed at least one blind prejudice in their life, mine is Mexican vampires. The words don't work. Any other ethnicity, hell, Spanish vampire isn't even a problem, Latino vampire doesn't make me bat an eye, just not the words Mexican vampire, together, ever. It's wrong. Say vampire from Mexico, but not Mexican vampire. And anyway, the guy at the cash register agreed that D didn't look mexican. so there. ::sticks tounge out at tormentors and decides to end on that high note::

Love ya, buh bye.
--The B-chan

A freakin' half mile!!!! Another half mile in the right damn direction! Arrrrrghhhh!!!!!!


Okay, I'm better now. None of you know what I'm talking about, but that's okay. I got it out and if I type it all out for you then I'll just get mad again. So you're just gonna trust that I feel better and we'll leave it at that.

Anyhoo, other than my little half mile issue, I'm doing well. Same old, same old. One day, I might acquire a social life and then you all might have something to actually read. But not now. Buwahahahahahahaha!!!! The closest I have is D&D. D&D is in fact, my only social life. But that's okay. It's a good life. Now, I have a sentence that must be shouted out to my dear Andro in regards to her comment concerning Shuichi.

HOW DARE YOU CRETIN?!?!?!?!

Me? Him? I knew you were a little off darling, after all, who doesn't like chocolate. But this is absolutely insane. Bah! I say, bah!

Love you all, buh bye!
The B-chan